Killswitcher

Killswitcher
Class	Mage
Level	60
Location	Some Redneck State
Joined	Blue Instances
Previous Guild	Colonial Space Marines
PvP Rank	Unknown

Oldschool CSM mage after switching from his shaman. Original caster of the Thunder Bluff portals after a long night of wiping to bosses. Played through the end of Naxxramas. Will go down in history as the inventor of racism.

Famous Killswitcher Incidents

• One time he and his brother heated up rolls of quarters and watched in delight as homeless people tried to pick them up.
• Once got so mad at some punk kid at a bowling alley that he threw him through the drivers side window of a car. The kid wasn't moving after, so kill drove home.
• Did a pretty good 'nigger stole my bike' impression.
• Got kicked out of his house for getting in a fight with his brother and breaking his nose.