G-kick

Precise statistics on CSM g-kicks across history.

G-kick refers to the act by an officer of removing a player from the guild, by force. Typically, this action is performed while the receiving player is online, and the removal from the guild of players who no longer actively play is generally perceived as "guild removal" as opposed to a g-kick.

While players are routinely g-kicked from CSM for comedic reasons, true g-kicks are exceedingly rare within the guild. It is estimated that approximately 82% of CSM g-kicks are received because the recipient is Hrangar.

G-Kicks out of Annoyance

Legitimate G-Kicks in CSM History

• Blackmage (and in turn, his main Ryushin) -- for ninja-ing the Skullsmoke Pants from one of Moomilk's friends in a PUG. Redeemed himself and was reinvited early in Naxxramas progression.
• Pablohoney -- as a result of guild/IRL drama. Was reinvited early in Naxxramas progression.
• Shardis -- for Aimed Shotting Vaelastrasz after being resurrected on consecutive attempts.
• Necron -- for repeated and sustained suckage throughout AQ40 and Naxxramas.
• Blackmage -- for phenomenal suckage, whining, and refusal to secure a stable connection in Kendoch's Karazhan group.
• Voomenstien -- for skipping out on raids so he could get his gladiator title.
• Curunir -- for pulling aggro on phase 3 Reliquary of Souls and wiping the raid, poor play all round also influenced the decision.
• Durp -- for finding a way in every encounter to die and/or wipe the raid. In turn, Durp and his many alts became the guild's scapegoat.
• Antagonist -- For being Antagonist. The pie chart should be updated to Antagonist instead of Hrangar.

Non-Officer G-Kicks

Shadowalker narrowly dodges a g-kick from freshly-promoted Heaton.

Rarely, a CSM member is promoted from ranks for the express purpose of g-kicking a particular member, most likely Hrangar, Shadowalker, or Voomenstien. Such occurrences are inevitably less humorous than they sound, as the promoted member usually takes a great deal of time to perform the act (most likely failing to realize that the proper command is /gremove, not /gkick).

With the release of the Wrath of the Lich King expansion, Angels has fully replaced Hrangar as the top pick for non-officer gkicks.